Sunday, February 1, 2015

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)


Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Director: Kim Henkel
Starring: Renee Zellweger, Matthew McConoughey
My Rating: Didn't like it

Seriously, what the fuck did I just watch? The last fifteen minutes of this movie make zero sense. It throws in random characters and fails to explain what in the fuck is actually going on. The whole thing is non-sensical, though. Leatherface is downgraded to a big cross-dressing baby in this movie. Not one person is killed with a chainsaw; in fact, leatherface's body count in The Next Generation is one - only one.

If there is one good thing that can be said about this movie, it's that it features two budding super stars in Matthew McConoughey and Renee Zellweger. Not surprisingly they both play their respective roles well; or as well as they could with what they were given.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation is an absolute mess of a movie. Who okays garbage like this? I have no more to say. Just don't watch this movie.